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The Fiddler on the Roof.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:30:05 +0100

That's our school play. Of course all of the choir kids will get the lead parts. That's just a fact. Our music teacher favorites them and believes that they sing better than we can. No wonder every play we have is a musical. Any way, I wanted to try out for a bookseller (I know right.) I was going to, until I found out that the practice is Tuesdays and Thursday until spring and then it becomes Tuesdays, Wednsdays, and Thursday. Maybe I could swing those two with my karate because I have two other days that are an option. But wait, it gets crazier! Then, in April, it's every day of the week. Who has that kind of time? I certainly don't and I know that most kids in choir do a sport and are busy on certain days. Plus, I was reading ovetr the script and there's loving in it. People are liking each other. Is that even alowed in school? HUH? Anyway, there goes my stage career. Maybe I'll have to settle working at Cal-Wood or at a zoo. Of course I'd still pursue my dream to become a New York Times Bestseller.

Thank you!

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:21:02 +0100

To the one person who has visited my blog. I will not write anything unless I get a view, so thanks one person. You made my day!

Who wants a SNOW DAY!!!!!

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:45:59 +0100

I want one too. Below I've posted a list of what to do. Keep in mind that there at least be a chance of snow.

Do all your homework.

Line your bedroom doorway with white chalk.

Line your bedroom doorway with white crayons.

Plan extra appointments for the day.

Put a frozen white crayon under your bed.

Put a snowball in the freezer.

Put a snowball in the toilet.

Put a white crayon in the freezer.

Put a white plastic spoon on your bedroom windowsill.

Put a white stuffed animal toy on your windowsill.

Put ice cubes in the toilet.

Sleep backwards in your bed (head to foot).

Stand on your head, and sing "Frosty the Snowman."

Stick a soup spoon under your pillow.

Stick a wooden spoon under your pillow.

Stick something silver under your pillow.

Throw ice cubes at a tree outside.

Wear pajamas backwards.

Wear pajamas inside out.

Wearing pajamas, run five times around the kitchen table in each direction.

Wearing pajamas, spin around ten times in each direction.

Sing “Let it Snow”

Chuck ice out the window

Put your socks under the bed

Do the snow dance

Put an orange in the freezer

Sleep with a spoon out side your window

Wear your P.J.s inside-out

Brush your teeth with the opposite hand

Flush ice cubes down the toilet

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 21:54:11 +0100

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!! I'm not usually a "omg" person but, OMG!!!!! I know you're dying to know and I'm dying to tell you!!!!!!!! So I entered into a contest for 6-8th graders. The topic was"Write an essay about what Boulder County will be like in the future. I WON!!!! From all people, 6 to 8th graders! I beat an 8th grader! I'm sorry, but I just can't believe it! My prize is an Amazon Kindle! Cool right!! I've posted my winning essay below:

Girl 427600941’s Blog

Keyboards went out of fashion hundreds of years ago, so I don’t know why I have to type. Normally, I just talk to the computer and the words will appear on the screen, but my mom convinced me to try to make a blog the old fashion way.

Recently, The Government has enacted many stupid laws. People are only allowed two children because of the population explosion (we are 90 billion and counting) and the global food shortages. The population will hopefully decrease with all of the people who are moving to space colonies. Even my parents are considering it. Everyone knows that The Government just wants to control Province 14, Region 23, the old Boulder County, because we have the most land and food.

Since the population law was registered, most kids go to a Province 14, Region 23 Child Learning Establishment. Before the population laws, kids were home-schooled in self contained educational units (or pods). With the touch screen walls and a virtual teacher, it’s like a personal tutor. The Province 14, Region 23 Child Learning Establishment isn’t too different from home school. We have pods too, but you feel like you’re in a cage because a thin, soundproof plexiglass cover conceals us from everyone else’s pods. We aren’t allowed to leave until we have “learned” everything scheduled for that day. Everyone at school is excited for the new virtual room. If you finish studying early, you can go to the virtual room to play games. With new 14-D technology, we actually go into the screen.

I could have gone to Cyber School, but Mom and Dad think that it’s for lazy people. I guess going to “school” instead of Cyber School has its perks. When kids graduate from The Establishment, they receive the X-smart microchip. It’s like a virtual college because this microchip transfers the information directly into your brain. You can also surf the internet and play games in your mind. I’m excited to graduate from the Establishment, because Mom and Dad will buy me a RoCa, the latest robotic car. I will finally be able to drive on the Virtual Highway (Pearl Street Mall. What was a mall?) Even kids can drive them. No actual steering required!

My older brother Boy 3951826 has just left for the Liberty Military Force. All boys are required to attend The Province 14, Region 23 Liberty Force Training School for Boys and Young Men. It’s a really dumb idea, going back to the ancient practice of drafting every young man into the force. With all of the global wars, the Government needs more soldiers. Most parents want their daughters to go to the “school on the hill”. A large sign is hanging overhead that says “Colorado University;” however no one remembers what it means. I’m surprised that the large campus has survived this long. Now, it’s called The Aeronautic School for Girls. If you complete four years there, you can get a second microchip called “X2.” That microchip increases the amount of our brain that we use. We already use 20%, but this microchip can boost it up to 40%. It even comes with special features like mind reading and telepathy!

Our clothes are made from a newly invented fabric. It’s made of temperature adjusting material that repels dirt. This new fabric comes in all different styles and colors. It’s pretty smart technology, since you don’t have to wash them, its saves water. Everyone wears it (just like cotton back-in-the-day). When we get up in the morning, a robot makes breakfast. Robots are reliable in most jobs. They take care of the elderly, cook, clean and run all of our errands. However, sometimes they malfunction. Some people find it funny to hack into a robot’s system and cause it to drop a brick on its head or just sit down and do nothing. The robots are quite advanced and can almost be mistaken for humans.

Today our pods, taught us all about the history of “Boulder County.” It’s hard to imagine having a “race” called “The Bolder Boulder.” Now-a-days, we can’t actually have physical races because anyone can take medication to make them go faster. I just wonder what it would be like having “television” and “computers” or actually going to a building to be taught by a teacher. It’s pretty hard to imagine what it would be like without surgery where you don’t have to cut open the skin or lacking a special tablet that fixes your medical problems instantly. Sometimes, everyone wishes we could go back to those days when there weren’t any wars or over-flowing population.

However, our future is intriguing, dark, dangerous, and unknown. Sometimes it’s unclear and sometimes it’s right in front of us. No one knows what’s out there; so whatever is, we have to be ready for it. Tomorrow’s world starts with today.

Girl 427600941

Hello: Master Lion King of all beasts

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:28:56 +0100

I had no idea that "The Lion King" would be sooo good! I saw it today and loved it! Simba is just so cute (although I cried when his father died). I heard that the secod "Sinba's Pride" is also really good. Plus there's an entire movie about the meercat and the warthog. I think it's called "The Lion King: 1 and1/2". You know "Hakunamatata". (I don't speak African people!)
    Also, I finally decided what laptop I'm going to get! I was torn between an Acer netbook and a Toshiba netbook. I chose Toshiba because it has an 8.5 hours of batterty life while the Acer has only 2.5 hours. I'm super excited except for the part about why BANKS ARE NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS! HELLO! Now I'm going to have to get my laptop next week. Ugh!
     New subject: The Wall Street Protesters. First question, Why do these people want to turn America into a Socialist community. If these people bothered to work hard and earn money... well maybe they wouldn't all be in JAIL! I want to write a best-selling book and be like J.K. Rowling and NOT have to give the government all of it! I want to live in a mountain cottage in Canada and see the Northern Lights in Nunavut. Sheesh! I will donate most of the money to hospitals, and cures for cancer, old person homes, and even shelters and orphanages. Perhaps I'll even help some of those countries who don't have schooling or have been hit by earthquakes or something. No ones ever said I was selfish.

I am NOT 5 years old anymore!

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 21:31:27 +0100

As you probably know, my birthday is on Wednsday. I just got a birthday card in the mail yesterday. I knew it was from my grandparents because it had little stickers with puppy dogs and monkeys and teddy bears all over it. No I'm not turning 5! My gift was some money in cash so I can't really complain. I'm saving up for a laptop and I'm almost there.
Back to the card. It had a big flower on it that said, "Happy Birthday, Birthday Girl". It had sound and it was a "hoops and yoyo" card, but really "Happy Birthday Birthday Girl?"

"BOO" you

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 23:24:44 +0100

If anyone has noticed, it's halloween. I HATE halloween because I am a fraidy cat. Everything that isn't the cute ghosts, smiling pumpkins, and black cats FREAK me out. However, I can still get into the halloween spirt. On our street, something called a "BOO" happens. A "BOO" is when someone leaves a bucket of halloween treats on your front step. They leave a little note that has a poem, instructions, and a "BOO" sign. You hang the "BOO" sign on your door to tell people you've already got a "BOO". Then, you photocopy the 3 slips of paper you have and make 2 more "BOO"s for two other people. Just in case you want to start a "BOO" on your street, I have posted the poem, directions, and "BOO" slogan below.

Poem:

Soon Halloween will come to all.
The spook are after something to do.
In fact, a spook brought this to you.
"BOO" is a sheild from the witching hour,
Just hang it up and watch it's power.
On your front door is where it works.
It wards off spooks and scary jerks.

The treats that come this cryptic scrawl,
Are yours tokeep, enjoy them all.
The power comes from friends like you,
Copy this and make it TWO.
The others here among your friends,
Will spread the spirit that never ends.
We all have a smile upon our face.
No one knows who "BOO"'ed our place.
Just A FEW SHORT DAYS TO WORK YOUR SPELL
And the great punpkin will wish you well.
Don't forget a nifty treat like something cute or somthing sweet.

Directions:

Enjoy your treat.
Hang the "BOO" on yor front door.
Now you have 48 hours to copy this twice. Make two treats and two "BOO"s and secrretly deliver them to 2 neighbors who do not have a "BOO" on their front door.
Watch how far it spreads by Halloween!!!

Picture:

Isn't that so cute! Okay, so the picture has instructions on it too. They may not be the same ones I wrote, but I couln't find the one I was "BOO"ed with.
Anyway, I HOPE YOU WILL BEGIN/CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE HALLOWEEN JOY!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry.

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:10:33 +0100

I haven't posted in a while. I know. I know. YOU"RE GOING TO DI. I feel so sorry for your poor little soul. Just so you know, I have 3 projects due on Friday. TOMARROW!
     I have been counting down for my birthday and I'm terribly dreading it. I'M A GRANDMA! Plus I don't want the extra "bonuses" that come with turning twelve. I DON"T want to start my period. Not in public, not in school, not anywhere! Plus, I HATE wearing camisoles. They're so uncomforable when I'm doing karate.
     Night at the Rec. is going to be AWSOME! It's Harry Potter themed, but I don't know if I'll go. If you go, you might see my sister, with her friend. They're going to have a sleep over! Boy am I looking forward to that. They'll watch movies like "Barbie." My sister also has a BOYFRIEND! I swore never to say his name, so I won't post it. Her and her friends spend their recesses spying and chasing boys. The boys actually LIKE it. My sister has something against imagination. Her friends believe they have magical powers. OOH. I'm so scared. My sister believes in mithacal (bad spelling) animals so she can't nag anyone.
                      Question: Does my locker partner have an obsession of singing? Cuz it sure seems like it. Her's always "singing" (nagging) me to get my books faster. So are my other two partners (diangnol (bad spelling) and next to me). I try to go fast! It's not just because I want to avoid having anything dropped on my head or because I don't want my head slammed in a locker. I don't want to listen to their nagging. Ugh!

Oh where is my bonnie?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 18:26:18 +0100

Has any one ever heard that song? Who the heck is bonnie and why is she across the sea? Like other nursery rymes, "Oh Where is My Bonnie?" is just as stupid. This really is a stupid post. FYI.
       Anyway, I hope someone even reads my BLOG! I just visited site traffic, and no one had see me site in over a month! I really don't care how you hurt my feelings, as long as you don't hurt them.
    Also, If you even read my blog, you would know that October 12th is my birthday and that I am turning 12. You might also know that I won't be having a party or getting any gifts. I guess this blog is just for my own personal use, since none of you seem to care about ME! If you were reading my blog, you could also give me suggestions on what treat to bring. No, I am NOT bringing anything because I have no suggestions. Oh Well! Your loss.
      Another thing, the Eldorado Orchestra gets to go to see the Colorado Symphony. BOO YOU BAND! Not that there's anything wrong with band, but the Orchestra gets to go on super cool trips, like string camp. It's just like calwood except you stay in a hotel. You get to go swimming and rollerblading and all kinds of fun things. Ihope I made all of you BAND AND CHIOR KIDS JEALOS!
               Sorry about my handwriting.

When school separates into groups...

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:57:40 +0100

As you probably know, when we get older, we'll start separating into different catagories. Many high school movies have them. No offense meant to anyone. Anyway, there are the jocks, and the cheerleaders, many of which are portrayed as bullies. That isn't the case, usually. Brainiacs, Singers, Populars, Artists, Musicans, Sporty kids, and the Loners. I'm not telling anyone that these are the only catagories, but they're the most popular. I certainly hope you find your calling. Well actually, I don't care.
Another thing: Glee. What is the deal with that show. I know it's rated PG, but come on! I'm sorry to you Glee lovers, but it's just wrong. NEVER EVER WATCH THE SECOND EPISODE! EVER! I love the idea of a dance club and getting people to fit in, but can't I learn about the wrong things in next year's Health? I don't even like health. Next year it's about "safety". OOPS! I guess no one wants to learn about that!
I'm not a hater, first of all. However you Firs Period Ms. Chamberlain 7/8 combo... YOU ARE EVIL. I couldn't care less that so many of you are so smart, and so you overfill the class! It's purely you're fault for having such an advanced brain. Not that that that isn't wonderful for you. But, I've wanted Ms. Chamberlain for 2 years now and I finally got her. AND THEN YOU DEPRIVED ME OF THE GREATEST TEACHER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, I was transfered to Ms. DiCarlo's class. No games, No Bathroom breaks, and No TALKING! We even have to sit in CSAP format every day! You should be ashamed THEIFS! I'm sorry, I don't mean that literally, and you still are the bestest friends EVER! Thanks for letting me leak. I know most of you have forgotten about this blog and you don't read it when I post. That's fine of course.
Oh well.